Saturday, February 5, 2011

Out With A Wrist



Louise Glück I am starting to become concerned about your wrist! Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome? It is a idiopathic median neuropathy at the carpal tunnel. The pathophysiology is not completely understood but can be considered compression of the median nerve traveling through the carpal tunnel. Just because it is not understood doesn't mean that you cannot take precautions to avoid it! You should buy a gel pad thing for your computer so that when you're playing Farmville or Mafia Wars (PS stop sending me requests for barrels of wheat! I don't have any! I am sorry your chickens are loose!) it doesn't hurt so much! Also, it feels like you are resting your hands on a poorly done breast implant and I KNOW you know what THAT feels like (wink!). So, I mean, win win!

I'm starting to think that 'The Triumph of Achilles' is SUPER IRONIC! The Louise Glück Level Alert System is at Alert Level Mock Orange!

Rest!
Ice!
Compress!
Elevate!

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