OH YOU DIDN'T THINK WE COULD DO IT AGAIN BUT WE ARE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN AND BY DO IT AGAIN I MEAN AWP Y'ALL. WE ARE AN INSTITUTION! WE ARE A CONSTITUTION! THAT IS A PRESIDENTIAL JOKE! THERE ARE GOING TO BE LOTS OF PRESIDENTIAL JOKES IN THE BLOG THIS YEAR. YOUR PRESIDENT TAFT IS SO FAT THAT HE GOT STUXXX IN HIS BATHTUB ONCE AND NO ONE COULD GET HIM OUT AND THAT IS WHAT THE TEAPOT DOME SCANDAL WAS! LOL.
In all seriousness I hope that you have made it to AWP 11 in WASHINGTON DC and the snow hasn't been all like 'I don't want you to pick up literary journals, look at the contributor's notes in the back and then put it down and say something like 'nice paper feel' or 'you have a really nice product here' and then steal a Hershey's Cookies and Cream Nugget', and I'm like 'C'MON SNOW, BE COOL.'
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