I just saw James Franco eating a turkey leg!

HI JAMES FRANCO!

I really liked your work in Spiderman 3! I was worried that you'd be a bad guy but it turned out you'd be a good guy! You were motivated by REVENGE and then you put it aside for good and friendship! I am proud of you for this! I really loved your work in Annapolis! That is the capital of Maryland! Many people think it's Baltimore, but it is not! WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE?

I really liked your piece in Esquire! I thought it was so amazing and clever how you used dialogue and also you used some dialect in there too! You know a lot about Mexicans! I'm sure that you met a lot of them while being the pitch man for Gucci. You are Gucci Mane! lol

I also liked how in the story the character was driving a car thinking about, you know, life, and then the story ends with him driving a car into oncoming traffic! I mean, wow! That is really strange because when you're reflecting on life, especially in fiction, you never die! So weird! What a swerve! Literally and figuratively! Do you get it?

I am so excited to get your short story collection! I am going to put it on my mantle next to 'Blinking with Fists' and 'A Night Without Armor'!

You were great in Freaks and Geeks.